To: Brandonmark
200,000 want to come to her birthday party — guess that makes her the most popular girl in school.
To: Brandonmark
Only two people showed up to the last party she held, according to The Sydney Morning Herald. Awww, so sad...she swings from 2 people showing up last time to 200,000 RSVP's
How do you plan on the amount of punch and cake to serve for that?
3 posted on
03/18/2011 4:22:38 PM PDT by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: Brandonmark
You can’t turn “sweet”16 if you cancel your party saying “it’s f****in off.”
4 posted on
03/18/2011 4:24:25 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: Brandonmark
Conservative Response: "Take ownership of your actions and do things to protect yourself."
Independent Response: "There ought to be a law."
Liberal Response: "Way out! Where is the party!"
5 posted on
03/18/2011 4:24:25 PM PDT by
mlocher
(Is it time to cash in before I am taxed out?)
To: Brandonmark
She did it wrong. Keep the party going and charge $5 admission at the door. Hire a local garage band for a portion of the profits.
6 posted on
03/18/2011 5:13:57 PM PDT by
Domandred
(Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
To: Brandonmark
I wuz told there'd be free beer.
Dang it.
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