I’m German-American on one side and Mongrel-American on the other. Can anyone tell me which will get me the greater benefits from the government?
Hmmmm....I think we can figure something out here....
"Mongrel-American" would indicate a certain level of "mix-ed-ness", yes??
If so, I'm fairly certain there must be some "native-American" blood or DNA in there somewhere!!
So there you go...add a middle name to your already illustrious monicker....something like "black eagle" or "painted pony" or "fuzzy bear"....then pick an extinct tribe to be a member of. Say the "Blue-muds" or the "Cheehaws" or even the "Chowanok" from which your illustrious heritage springs.
Then....apply for all the benefits accruing thereto from the Federal Govt!!!
Win - Win