So there I am.... standing in the middle of an old country road with my trusty video camera at the ready.
Along comes a monster right in front of me and only 15 to 20 feet away.
With nerves of steel, I refuse to retreat or run to safety. No, I hold my my trusty camera steady and go for the shot of a lifetime.
Imagine my disappointment when I found that my camera performed so poorly.
Worldwide fame and unimaginable fortunes were lost because of the poor quality footage.
Be all that as it may, my hunt for this elusive monster will continue to be my life’s work.
On my next opportunity I will be better prepared. To allow for the time needed to better adjust my camera, I will distract the magnificent monster by tossing a rubber chicken in his path.... a hunting tool that I will now cary on my person for the rest of my life.
now cary=now carry