Posted on 03/25/2011 5:39:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
Ben-Gal Laura Vikmanis. (Bengals.com) The NFL's oldest cheerleader just scored a movie deal with New Line. Laura Vikmanis shakes pom poms and does high kicks at the ripe old age of 42 for the lowly Cincinnati Bengals. A team so bad the last couple of years she was probably the most interesting thing to watch on the field. New Line obviously thinks so, as they have picked up the rights to her story, and assigned writers whose credits include "Gnomeo and Juliet" and "Ratatouille," the Hollywood Reporter reports.
After her husband left her for a younger woman, she told her sister at a Bengals game that cheerleading looked like fun, and maybe she'd give it a try. Vikmanis, who has two daughters, tried out for the Ben-Gals at age 39 and was rejected.
She didn't give up, kept working out and training, and the next year, at age 40, she was in!
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#3 looks like she has inflated lips.
That is her down on the bottom! Let me tell you-I just saw “Gilda” last night for the first time in my life, and I gotta say...She was as hot as ANY woman in ANY era of film that I have ever seen.
Just WOW. It actually made me feel kind of sorry for all those guys who were in THEIR heyday in the military when SHE was in HER heyday!
Talk about unrequited desire!
I wonder if anyone remembers Jacklyn Smith competing in one of those TV star competitions. She had a voluptuous body and a soft pretty face.
She ran a leg of a 400 meter relay. When she got the baton, she was behind another girl by maybe 30 yards. She caught her and passed her then beat her to the next hand off by 10 or maybe even 20 yards. I can still remember she had a beautiful even stride just as pretty running as when posing.
I especially liked the one above, because it shows the fortitude of a Marine when he has to be a gentleman...:)
It always made me think of this one below, where the poor cook looks like he is trying to look EVERYWHERE ELSE but at this beautiful woman...
I apologize...I was not trying to hijack your thread...I will stop and stick to the subject at hand...:)
(Just got carried away there!)
All the better to suck start leaf blowers.
Now, I don’t care who you are, that’s funny...:)
Dang, I didn’t regognize her in that collection of pics.
Also, there is Racquel Welch. Hot-diggity-damn!
I don’t even like my wife knowing where the guns are ... she won’t touch them - so luckily if I ever really pissed her off she’d probably miss ... ;-)
When those guys all started pulling the antibodies off of Raquel Welch, my clothes started feeling kind of tight!
There was a funny story I heard about that scene. Apparently, when the time came to shoot that scene, the director said "ACTION!" and the guys all began pulling the antibodies off of her. after a few seconds, he yelled "CUT!" All the guys looked up in surprise and when one of them asked what was wrong, he pointed at Raquel who had all the antibodies removed from everywhere except on her boobs and her crotch. The director, pointing at her said "She looks like a damn burlesque dancer there!" Nobody had wanted to be, er..."ungentlemanly", so they all avoided those parts.
When they shot it again, they all went straight for her boobs and crotch at the same time as the director yelled "CUT! CUT!" Then he said to one guy "You remove them from here!" as he pointed to each of them and assigned an area for them to remove antibodies from!
A beautiful woman indeed, Jaclyn Smith!
A challenging scene for her fellow actors. ;-)
Um...Okay.
“I’m not a physicist, but I believe that the Archimedes Principle of buoyancy would be your friend here. “
Incorrect, silicone doesn’t float and given her low % body fat and muscular physique she will sink like a rock. Might as well load her down with bowling balls as those melons. If you look hard enough you can see “DuPont” embossed on the left one.
Also, I would not make fun of her because she looks like she could kick most pudgy fat guys butt.
That has always been true, it is one of Ben Franklin's many discoveries.
Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a [older] Mistress
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Yeah, she's as stupid as a sack of potatoes. And, she thinks she's smart, which makes her even more insufferable. The final kicker, the gossip rags say she's dating Sean Penn. If that's not the third strike, I don't know what is.
Plus, I always thought she was a "natural" beauty, but that picture of her in that yellow tells a different story, IMO.
Hijack away!
“No spring nor summer beauty has such grace
as I have seen in an autumnal face”
John Donne
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