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To: Dr. Sheldon Cooper

He can recite the details of every “Magic: The Gathering” card in the house, including a vivid description of the picture and the artist’s name and bio. And he can make himself invisible by (I think) distorting the refraction of my progressive bifocals.


94 posted on 03/28/2011 7:21:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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To: Tax-chick

There’s your problem, you should be wearing conservative bifocals...


95 posted on 03/28/2011 7:51:21 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 795 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, where is the 'president'?)
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To: Tax-chick

If the invisibility trick is repeatable, I’ll hire him when he hits 10. He’ll immediately be placed into my secret super-hero tutoring program. We’ll teach him how to use his powers for good. And how to wear tights in a way that doesn’t make you look gay.


100 posted on 03/28/2011 9:38:41 AM PDT by Dr. Sheldon Cooper (If Mohammed were alive today, he wouldnÂ’t be allowed to live within 1000 yards of a school.)
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