Posted on 04/01/2011 12:21:11 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
I guess having a passing knowledge of American history isn't required for liberal journalists.
Hey, Mr. Sharon Stone, the true answer to your question is that neither Obama, nor Kadafi, have birth certificates. The place and occasion for both are cloudy.
It’s not Royal State Wedding, as such they can invite whomever they chose.
I am sure it’s a more psersonal thing. You give the PM some DVDs and the Queen an IPod this is called PayBack.
Yes yes, and he launched biological weapons against peaceful martians and build secret pagan temples under the White House and enjoyed stealing candy from small children and he was mean to his dog, right?
BECAUSE the Queen refused to serve watermelon & fried chicken!
If you were getting married and your illigitimate Aunt had given your mother an IPOD that didnt work for her birthday would you invite her to your wedding?
I have many classy black friends, but they wouldn't associate with Whookie & Bozo either!
“Why weren’t the Obamas invited to the Royal Wedding?”...
Because they’d have to quarantine any Wookie entering the United Kingdom for six months under the Rabies Law, and the wait would cut into Il Douche’s golf game?
It’s an April Fool column.
(I really can’t recall the Reagans going to Charles and Diaaa’s wedding. They may have but the memory isn’t coming back)
Because the royals were afraid the Obamas would accept the invitation.
I’m not sure the Reagans were invited to Prince Charles wedding in 1981, but wisely, they did not attend if they were.
I’d book Billy Idol to perform “White Wedding” at the reception.
Hey Phil, the Komodo Dragon at the Los Angeles Zoo wants to see you. Leave your shoes at home.
Barry and Michelle aren’t worth the bother.
President Reagan didn’t go because he was recovering from an assassination attempt. Mrs Reagan went and stayed a week.
“Due to the recent attempt on his life, President Reagan could not attend, but he encouraged Mrs. Reagan to serve as the United States representative at the event. Mrs. Reagan spent one week in London, which is the longest she had been away from her husband in twenty-nine years. She attended eighteen events on behalf of the nation, including a ball at Buckingham Palace, a dinner at the American Embassy, tea with the Queen Mother, and lunch with Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. She also placed flowers at the Memorial to Britain’s Unknown Soldier and visited a veterans’ hospital.”
“Maybe the young couple didn’t need any more busts of Winston Churchill, like the one Zero returned to the British prime minister a while back. What a nimrod!”
Yup, the ultimate insult. A poke in the eye.
Mrs Reagan did, indeed, attend the wedding of Charles and Diana. The official state gift was a Stuben crystal bowl.
Because they are bottom-feeders?
Because the caterer found out that the Obamas don't know how to eat unless the food is wrapped in wax paper!
I'm wondering how much blood money will be used to pay for this wedding.
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