[Soothesayer9]

Could have been worse. In 1988, a flight stewardess flew out the window at 20k feet when the fuselage broke apart mid-flight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Aloha_Airlines_Flight_243_fuselage.png

[Zuben Elgenubi]

In 1988, a flight stewardess flew out the window at 20k feet when the fuselage broke apart mid-flight.

"Coffee, tea or ((( crack, whooosh ))) Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e?"