Ah yes! After the “act of extreme intolerance and bigotry,” the wilful murder by burning of a helpless q-ran that never did anything to anybody, by a crazed American Christian terrorist. Why, you could hear the poor thing scream in agony as page after helpless page sent smoke signals to allah bama begging for its unworthy life. You could barely listen to the deafening cries or watch as all of its fragile structure curled until all that was left was a heap of smoldeing ashes.
Then, and only then, did we realize the true outrage of the foul deed and smacked our heads as we remembered that we forgot to bring our marshmallows.
Of course, as terrible as it was, we realized that the only solution to the problem was to send someone to the nearest grocery store for marshmallows and do it all over again.