[Revolting cat!]

I got a cellphone and this is the kind of calls I get:

- May I speak to Carmen?
- I believe you've got a wrong number.
- Oh. Can you verify the number I dialed?
- OK. (Sucker me.)
- 555- 5678
- That's correct.
- Sir, may I interest you in this program, which will blah blah, blah...
- No!

[dfwgator]

Just do what Danny DeVito did in ‘Ruthless People’.

- May I speak to Debbie?

- Debbie can’t talk to you right now, my —— is in her -——. I’ll have her call you back, when I’m through.

*Hangs Up*

- I love wrong numbers.