The Breck Girl would be someone's b!tch in record time.
Now THAT is a reality show for sure. Hay John car to hum a few bars of “Nobody knows the trouble I have seen”
No no no! Not even CLOSE to being likely. You see, as John Edwards would point out...
There are “Two Americas” and he will be going to the white collar prison (if at all).
In these white collar prison the #1 danger is being bored to death as you mow lawns on Military Bases and such (when I was stationed at Eglin AFB there was a nearby “Club Fed” - and with conjugal visits with their BMW driving girlfriends and/or wives - those “prisoners” got more action than most single Airmen).