[tsomer]

Another way to put it:

Citizen: “Mr. President, we can’t afford food!”

‘bam: ‘Well, you need to buy a new stove.’

[dfwgator]

Citizen: “Mr. President, we can’t afford food!”
Obama: “Don’t worry, it still tastes the same.”

[NFHale]

Best way to put it:

Citizen: “FuBO - we can’t afford food or gas, and it’s YOUR FAULT.”