The Camelot Cover-up Continues
Lies!, Lies, Lies! Camelot was real!!!!
I know, I had a Blue Striped Flying Unicorn and the Sun shined every day. It never snowed in winter - except right before Christmas, then melted after New Year's day.
Everybody loved each other, strangers hugging each other instead of fighting for parking spaces. There was no crime so the Police delivered Ice Cream. And in school everyone got A's, bullies disappeared, and every teacher looked like Jackie Kennedy!
Camelot was ... beautiful.
