That's funny - I go to church, I believe in God, I'm on the mailing list of numerous Christian booksellers, and yet I've never received a single unsolicited Bible in the mail, let alone so many that I had to think about where I could store them.
If he owned a hotel, he could put one in each of the rooms' nightstand drawers.
By their fruits ye shall know them.
Yeah, IF Trump owned a hotel...