“I’d be real interested in seeing their take on Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Instead of fire and brimstone, God smites them with gumdrops and lollipops?
Oh, I’ve already heard the “gay version” of Lott’s wife, at least.
“See, she was turned into a PILLAR, as in a “pillar of the community”, because she cared so much about the people in those cities.”
I kid you not, this is the “gay” version.