[WinOne4TheGipper]

Some argue that proof of Obama’s Hawaiian birth can be found in the birth announcements of local Hawaiian newspapers. But, birth, death, and marriage announcements can be phoned in or submitted by mail.

And they can also be sent in from 50 years in the future! Who let Barry get ahold of the DeLorean again?

[Springfield Reformer]

That old canard? Why do you think millions of modern illegals are trying to fake papers for themselves and their children to “prove” US citizenship? Are they looking ahead 50 years to a presidential run? lol. Nope. They’ve only got to look ahead a few months to start seeing the benefits of US citizenship. Same with Grandma Dunham. No DeLorean needed. Give me a break …

“Your Honor, I ask that that last objection be retired permanently because it is so old it is getting funny and therefore injurious to the decorum of this honorable Court.”

(supply your own cartoon here).

[Freeper]

“Like” you have any proof that the microfisch hasen’t been doctored in the last 50 years!

Useless info.

Unacceptable by any court of law.