[Terry Mross]

Anyone who would put a turtle on a fence post is stupid. Why else would they do that? And Bristol helped this guy get on top of the fence post.

[Talisker]

Anyone who would put a turtle on a fence post is stupid. Why else would they do that? And Bristol helped this guy get on top of the fence post.

No, anyone who would put a turtle on a fence post is obviously sadistically malicious - at least, it's obvious to everyone but you.

And as to who would be sadistically malicious enough to put Levi on a fencepost, and keep him there, for their own political benefit... hmmm... lemme think, who fits those criteria?