Dear Madame Dufarge,
How hard is it keeping your sanity with all the transplants in your beloved Maine? G-d’s gift, Maine! The first place besides NH I saw real snow. I’ll never forget it!
You think I'm sane? That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me (sniff).
Actually, I'm a transplant of the worst kind myself - yes, a despised and reviled Masshole. We escaped the gulag about 14 years ago.
Now that Republicans control the governor's office and state legislature here for the first time in about 30 years, it appears to have been a prudent move.
We do wear hazmat suits when we visit Massachusetts, a precaution recommended for any American visitor.