When I was high school sophomore, we had a new 23 year-old gym teacher who was freshly graduated from a Big Ten School where she was Captain of the gymnastics team. She was also very perky and super cute. She taught gym in her leotard. It was brutally unfair of her to tease us boys like that. Anyway, by the end of the year she was canned because she got busted in a gymnast sandwich on the trampoline in the gym with two senior football players.
That was quickly swept under the rug and Pat and Don became the stuff of legend around our school.
and I'm done. Gotta clean myself up a little though.