We appreciate your sacrifice.
So humid your eyeglasses fogged up like a beer bottle when you went outdoors.
Secret Californian repellent. Whatever works.
Golfball sized hail to screw up your car ...
Plus we have 2.0 earthquakes on the Richter Scale.
And to cap it off, it was a “dry county,” ...
Relatively few hippies or winos though.
The women were good looking ..."
On that I agree. My wife calls the neighbor women the Charlie's Angels. I think they are all former UT cheerleaders.
It isn’t Houston or DFW, it’s dumbass country.
Thank goodness. Just look at Houston city government.
But we have Carmel-by-the-sea ...
That's a nice place, if you can afford it. My large new house in a nice area cost maybe a tenth of the Carmel price per square foot.
You have poke salad and cow shit!
And you have a state income tax, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, and Jerry Brown. We win!
And then start in on MECHA, La Raza, Reconquistadors.................