“Young Pioneers must always be in the proper uniform, lest the administration feel the wrath of the Politburo”
I like a good joke too, but please. Uniforms do not communists make. I don’t believe in public education, but so long as I take it for granted I sincerely believe in uniforms. Or, at least, the prerogative to require uniforms. They’re not necessary, but they do fall within administrators’ purview.
I see Obama kind of at the center, right, at the bottom.