The quickest way to have someone destroy themselves for you is to give them a large sum of money. This only works if the person is a complete loser and user.
I often joke that If I woke up and had a time machine I would buy lottery tickets for all my worst enemies because they would end up destroying their lives quicker.
I would also buy lottery tickets for my friends, not directly, but i would help them pay off their houses and make some emergency funds for them on the condition that they only use them when absolutely needed.
Just in case you ever get that time machine...
...I hate you, you stink, you are stupid.
Now remember your enemies.;)
That would be a lot of winning lottery tickets, since over 62 million voted for obummer.