[buccaneer81]

He says something like "all of the songs seem to be about jerking off." When I read that, back in 1982 or 1983, the first song that came to mind as an example was Undercover Angel.

Another one that fits is "I Like Dreaming" by Kenny Nolan.

[Salamander]

Cindy Lauper; She-Bop
The Vapors; Turning Japanese

[Steely Tom]

Another one that fits is "I Like Dreaming" by Kenny Nolan.

And Angel Is A Centerfold by the J. Geils Band.