Due to the price of fuel, I’ve been reduced to eating soup with a dull spounge!
What’s a spounge?
I only wish I could have it so good. A sponge you say, why we are so destitute we can only afford to eat dirty dishwater sopped up with a used paper napkin we find in the gutter, after we sweep the Walmart parking lot when we awake every morning, 30 minutes before we are allowed to go to sleep in a shoe box on the side of the road.
We only wish we had it so good.
(Kudos to the Yorkshiremen)