#9. More likely than not at some point between old house and new house, one or more of the movers will be smoking crack.
I fired one of the movers who showed up smelling of alcohol ... yeah they were pissed at the little woman...but I could just see the guy slipping and falling as he was moving our armoire or something. And, this was a major company. BUT, the next day one of the other movers who complained to me about my firing his buddy....was not on the job unloading at our new home.