[Free in Texas]

I admit, I started snickering. But then, so was everybody else. The strutting peacock wearing them couldn’t kill us all. Though judging from the look on his face he wanted to. Oh, the tender pride of the macho set.

[I Buried My Guns]

...It was said that the girls would not dance with the boys if they were not wearing pointy boots..."

Yet another example of silly and utterly unimportant fads being driven by:

A) children, particularly girls, along with

B) Those with low IQ.

The fact that we spend even a small second on this topic demeans us all.

I say we nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.