Let’s not ask for an asteroid for the state of goofier.. I work in the state some.... I live in goofy, the state to the north of goofier.. and of course have called the state below goofier, known as goofiest, home for some years before... not all out west deserve a slap to the head :)
Only needs to be big enough to take out Sacramento... That’d solve about half the Countries problems right there.