[GOPsterinMA]

*Howie Carr Ping* for Wednesday, May 18, 2011

(Sorry RR, this was too saucy to pass up posting!)

[raccoonradio]

no prob, knew this would be his next column.

[Kenny Bunk]

I hope Ahnolt's kid and the baby-mom get a nice kiss in the mail. However, I must disagree with Howie about Ahnolt becoming a made man in the Kennedy Family. There is one remaining step.

The love-child and its mom must now move to the Cape to take up residence in that village said to be populated exclusively by Kennedy bastards and their parents, injured-for-life physical and mental victims of boat and car mishaps, drug overdoses, and other pranks involving the maiming of a peasant, those cheated by the Kennedy's in Cape business and RE deals, and the many wealthily retired family retainers who were at Chappaquiddick and know the full story. The mayor, police chief, and other officials are required to be actual Kennedy Kissing Kousins. Part of their duties involves maintaining the cemetery where the bodies of those whom did not survive any of the above are buried.

Another village has been reported in St. Croix, Teddy's go-to hideout.