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1 posted on 05/18/2011 3:15:01 AM PDT by humblegunner

To: humblegunner

The only thing better than a chain saw dismemberment is an attack of the living dead.

Anyone with any brains (assuming the head is still attached) uses a sawzall.

2 posted on 05/18/2011 3:33:00 AM PDT by mmercier (more human than human)

To: humblegunner

"Can I trust you?"

"Of course.....Im not Bias"

5 posted on 05/18/2011 3:48:54 AM PDT by DainBramage

To: humblegunner

6 posted on 05/18/2011 3:58:16 AM PDT by TSgt ("Some folks just need killin'" - Sling Blade (2006))

To: humblegunner

Bias peeked through the opening and saw a headless body. ... "That is what I do when people steal from me," he told Bias.

Hmm?!? I hate thieves too (Don't touch my stuff) but beheading is a little drastic IMHO.
I prefer a good old fashioned knee-capping.

And if I'm Really ticked one in the elbow for 'fun'.

7 posted on 05/18/2011 4:03:43 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])

To: humblegunner

Neighbors say Morin had accused Thomas of stealing drugs and money from him.

After this line I just don't care much any more. This is what druggies do to each other.

9 posted on 05/18/2011 4:38:45 AM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's "Economics In One Lesson.")

To: humblegunner

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Sequel!!

11 posted on 05/18/2011 5:23:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)

To: humblegunner

Drugs are a victimless crime in the US.

12 posted on 05/18/2011 8:46:17 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")

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