[Sir Napsalot]

I wonder if his re-election campaign will be stupid enough to use this to manufacture a “running on the tarmac dodging sniper fire” story, since Obama single-handedly track OBL’s hideout and took out our national enemy #1.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

No, it will be something like “Keeping his cool he wrested control of the aircraft from the frightened pilot and landed the plane all while teaching physics to a disheartened MIT student.”