Republican Beauty

The Washington Times ^ | May 19, 2011 | Jennifer Harper

[Afisra]

OK. WHERE’s the obligatory of the Democratic beauty, Helen Thomas???

[Afisra]

OK. WHERE’s the obligatory photo of Dem Beauty Helen T.??

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Here you go. More to Laz' taste, no doubt.

[Artemis Webb]

You just had to ruin it.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

My pleasure.

[Charles Henrickson]

Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.

[Colonel_Flagg]

That’s okay, Laz. I’ll pinch-hit for you just this once.

[Jonah Hex]

I wouldn’t hit that. She’s all misshappen and ugly. EW!

All right, who hijacked Laz's account?

[Jonah Hex]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Or you could weather seal your windows or caulk you tub.

[Lazamataz]

Now HELEN THOMAS, THAT is a HOTTIE.

[Lazamataz]

That’s okay, Laz. I’ll pinch-hit for you just this once

Cannot let someone hurt themselves like that.

[Lazamataz]

NOW THAT IS AN AMAZING, GORGEOUS WOMAN!!!!!

[dagogo redux]

She would make a good mother. If she gets on disability, I’d like her to move in with me and change my diapers and prepare my formula. If she refuses, I’ll kill myself.

[Lazamataz]

You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care, I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.

[Ditter]

Or I could catch up on the ironing or bake a cake. (I am a girl........ you dingbat)

[Phlap]

Smokin Hot.

[Lazamataz]

I am a girl........ you dingbat

Hit me.

[kevkrom]

I wouldn’t hit that.

What, is she a relative or something?

[Tunehead54]

"Those silly bumps are her dress, there may or may not be anything in there."

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THAT is why we have a swimsuit competition. Kleenex can only go so far ... ;-)