One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful” says the first blonde. “How does it feel to freeze to death? “ “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second blonde.
“You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. “ “How about you, how did you die? “ asked the second blonde.
“I had a heart attack,” says the first blonde. “You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV.
I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either.
I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died. The second blonde shakes her head. “What a pity . . . if you had only looked in the freezer, we’d both still be alive. “
LOL!