You get better rules by watching the movie Zombieland...LOL
To: jakerobins
Pretty funny. But the emergency kit is good planning for any natural disaster, let alone the dreaded zombie peril.
To: jakerobins
They’re prepping us for the Obama voters in 2012.
3 posted on
05/19/2011 12:22:48 PM PDT by
dragonblustar
( I stand with Israel!)
To: jakerobins
Shotgun - Check
Poleaxe - Check
Plate mail - Check
Motorcycle - Check
Jetpack - Check
Castle -
Uh oh
4 posted on
05/19/2011 12:23:08 PM PDT by
Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
("I'm a member of the Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus fan club!" (Sarah Palin, Sept. 31, 2010))
To: jakerobins
5 posted on
05/19/2011 12:25:12 PM PDT by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: jakerobins
Our emergency plan can’t be posted. Why would I do that?
6 posted on
05/19/2011 12:27:00 PM PDT by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Names Ash Housewares
Don't you have some experience with the un-dead?
;)
To: jakerobins
My “zombie apocalypse kit” is a Mossberg 590a1 shotgun, complete with M9 bayonet.
8 posted on
05/19/2011 12:28:11 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: jakerobins
Got all the zombie supplies I need. A large steel safe full of guns, thousands of rounds of ammo, two years worth of MREs, and a military-grade powerless water filtration system.
9 posted on
05/19/2011 12:31:17 PM PDT by
LoneStarGI
(Vegetarian: Old Indian word for "BAD HUNTER.")
To: jakerobins
When zombies are hungry they won't stop until they get food (i.e., brains), So liberals have a natural means of protection from Zombie attack, no brains.
10 posted on
05/19/2011 12:46:55 PM PDT by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: jakerobins
Me and the wife live all alone in a little old shack we call our own (back in the mountains that is). We have a constant flow of fresh water and plenty of food. She shoots a .38 and I shoot a .45, 12ga. M4 and plenty of things to feed each. Outside roams 4 very large dogs (early warning). So we’ll make love and let the others make war.
12 posted on
05/19/2011 1:02:59 PM PDT by
JamesA
(You don't have to be big to stand tall)
To: jakerobins
Can't the government just issue "brain stamps" for them to get all the brains they want at the grocery store? And not the cheap brains you and I would have to eat if we paid for them. No, they'll get USDZ (US Department of Zombies) prime grade bains.
I'll bet the zombie survival guide didn't mention the need to be armed.
14 posted on
05/19/2011 1:22:01 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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