[exit82]

The first question from the HR guy was: “If you were an animal in the wild, what kind would you be?”

Answers: "A bear--because I like to sh#t in the woods."

"A kangaroo-because having a pouch is so versatile."

"A platypus--because it can't decide what it is--and neither can you, apparently."

"A baboon--because having a multicolored rear end is evidently standard equipment here."

[Yaelle]

My brother, who chose the law when he could have equally chosen stand up comedy, went on several interviews where he was asked things like “Tell me a good joke.” or “Sell me this rubber chicken.” He aced them all.

[Cvengr]

Don’t answer, “A Gopher?”