[Hetty_Fauxvert]

Hm. Strauss-Kahn needs a new line. How about the ever-popular, “B*tch set me UP!”

Pass the popcorn, please! ;o)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"The news tonight is that the maid’s shirt tested positive for Strauss-Kahn’s DNA. NBC New York says the DNA was found in “material” on the shirt, but Britain’s Daily Telegraph claims the material is exactly what you think it is. If so, then obviously there’s no 'it never happened' defense available. The defense will be that it was consensual, in which case I’m super-curious to hear his lawyers’ tick-tock of how it all allegedly happened. Supposedly, this young, devoutly religious woman, whom Fox’s sources describe as 'a model employee with a pristine work record who doesn’t drink or smoke and rushes home after work to take care of her children,' was simply overwhelmed with lust at the sight of this aging troll waddling towards her? And somehow blood ended up on the bed, and she was so shaken afterward that she tried to vomit — but it was all consensual in the moment?"

Dude's goin' down. HARD. ;)