[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The blood-stained white bed sheets were later taken into evidence by police.

Just a little FYI: if your own "consensual" quickies habitually result in semen spattered over your partner's clothing, and blood-stained bed sheets...

[Vaquero]

I do believe the creep is mostly likely GUILTY and needs a serious attitude adjustment....and I already have said that...

....but that being said, I know for a fact that these things are not only doable...they are done, as needed, by (for instance) people like zer0's Chicago mob...

I wonder how much money it took to create that wonderful birth certificate reproduction(snark!)