I have to 'share' this story because I just had a glass of wine.
I have a friend who broke his leg and needed a cast on his entire left leg but because he was a traveling salesman he had to keep working. He got a tailor to put a zipper in all his pants that went from his left ankle up to his crotch and down to his right ankle. That way he could get dressed even though he had that cast.
One day his car was broken into and all his clothes were stolen. He always wondered what the robbers thought when they found his pants that had a zipper from one ankle to the other. LOL
p.s. the TSA agents in SFO are perverts and rude
They are. They are extremely racist and hateful too. It's mostly Filipinos -- at least in the terminal where my parents fly in and out of. My mom, an attractive white woman, older but not elderly, is always hassled. She'll sit there and watch and only white women are dragged out of the main line.
I've had some fine affirmative action types in other airports paw through my stuff without any gloves (so I had to toss my LEGAL, expensive items since they hacked into them) and puff up their racism in my face.