[miss marmelstein]

Yup. What a sense of humor! The hairnet Romney wears to bed each night must be wound too tight.

[Kenny Bunk]

Well, Ms. Marmelstein, now you know why there are few Mormons doing stand-up in the Catskills.

Me? I think the ideal candidate would have Romney's hair, Christie's figure, Sarah's eyeglasses, Bachmann's voice, and McCain's graceful gestures and speaking style.

Any truth to the rumor that Obama's name used to be "Soetoro," and that his father was a foreign national?