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To: bigheadfred
Like I told ya, it wasn’t the mercury that did us in, it was the mayo.

Yeah.

Blame it on the mayo.

Every time something goes bad,they bring out the mayo!
"It was the bad mayo..," they say.

Well listen up: It ain't the Mayo!

It was the fish!

Fish live in the water. Somebody poops, it goes in the water! So what are fish swimming around in, maple syrup?

Eat all the Mayo you can. Put it on a salad, a hamburger, some cole slaw, potato salad...

But you should never put it on fish-- because you shouldn't eat fish to start with!

Trust me,
Mayo's good for you; its got vitamins and minerals and other good things...

82 posted on 05/30/2011 11:48:20 PM PDT by tsomer
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To: tsomer

But mayo tastes worse than the fish.

I don’t care how gooood it is for you.


84 posted on 05/31/2011 8:13:10 AM PDT by bigheadfred (AAAAAHHHHHH! BEEEEZZZ! BEEEZZZ EVERYWHERE!)
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