The PRESS ( = paleomedia ) sat in their buses and cars
texting each other and the White House.
Gov. Palin (Madam President) met with the crowds.
The PRESS ( oh, how proud they are ) falsely reported she was
nowhere to be seen and fabricated that
she and Americans had created a "dangerous traffic situation
( their parlance for 'did not obey us').
Don’t like seeing her so exposed to the public.
As it becomes more apparent that she’s going to run, some homo-nazi may get close enough to shoot her.