[Oceander]

Ok, no pix this time, just a slight rewrite of the old Oscar Mayer lyrics.

Here's the original:

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me

And here's the rewrite:

I wish I were Anthony D. Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if I were Anthony D. Weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me


Not quite as catchy as the original, but then again ....

[Dr. Scarpetta]

...:)