[hattend]

he says he won't resign.

Of course he won't... he's a 'Rat. He's entering this press conference appearance on his mayoral resume as we speak.

[Alberta's Child]

If Weiner decides to run for mayor of New York City in 2013, he's going to have a primary battle against Christine Quinn -- the fat lesbian who now serves as the Speaker of the City Council.

So even in a race to see who is the most dysfunctional misfit, Weiner may well come out #2 at best.