'Borderline riot' at Alabama Adventure theme park sends police in, park guests out

The Birmingham News ^ | June 6, 2011 | Toraine Norris

[MrB]

I’ll have my “compound” built by then...

isn’t that what they call any conservative’s house if it is on a lot bigger than 10,000 sq feet?

[TLI]

I always take the day after the election off anyway, because I'm up all night watching the returns.

I don't know if you live in a city or not, however, you might want to get a few hours sleep in before mid-morning. It might come in handy.

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[Palladin]

That’s it! Brilliant! Ann is so busted. ;)

[randomhero97]

I was downtown St. Louis Monday night on Washington Street with a chick I'm dating and had an epiphany.

I mentioned to her I felt safer walking the streets of a city in an Arab country then I do the streets of a large city in the US.

[Arrowhead1952]

What is going on this summer?

They will blame this on Bush or gore bull warming.

[Gritty]

Those kids are going to be sorry when their dad’s come home from work and find out what they’ve done. They’ll be grounded for sure.

You owe me a new keyboard. Mine is ruined by all the coffee that just sprayed out my nose!

[Georgia Girl 2]

The Amish acting up again.

[tlb]

>>> Six Flags Mogadishu Smallest Six Flags there is—no food concessions.

Ok you got me. I laughed on that one! We’re bad :)