[Semper Mark]

Here in the Southwest, we call that "Coyote ugly."

Here in the Southeast, we call that "Dirt Road ugly."

"She's ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road."

[M-cubed]

Up here on the Maine Coast we have a sayin'....Shes so ugly..

..the tide wouldn't even take her out....

[Venturer]

Here on the Potomac River we say, any port in a storm.

LMAO.