Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Obama Beats Weiner!
New York Post ^

Posted on 06/14/2011 7:33:05 AM PDT by dead

Can headline writers win Pulitzers?





TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: weinergate

1 posted on 06/14/2011 7:33:08 AM PDT by dead
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: dead

Well, Michelle wouldn’t do it, so....


2 posted on 06/14/2011 7:34:40 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

Obama Blows Weiner Whistle
3 posted on 06/14/2011 7:36:08 AM PDT by dblshot
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

you just can’t make this stuff up!
i hate this crap on the nightly news, but the jokes write themselves.


4 posted on 06/14/2011 7:36:50 AM PDT by griswold3 (Character is destiny)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead
Photobucket
5 posted on 06/14/2011 7:38:22 AM PDT by smoothsailing
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

Weiner spent the night watching Free Willy & Shaft.


6 posted on 06/14/2011 7:40:24 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

LOL!

But have you considered the “Holder Weiner” ticket?


7 posted on 06/14/2011 7:40:27 AM PDT by Mobties (Reduce the government footprint! Let the markets work!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: dead

That’s all Obama has been doing for years.


8 posted on 06/14/2011 7:40:44 AM PDT by ChowChowFace
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

anthony, how’s the love life?

i’m holding my own...

i like the bumperstickit


9 posted on 06/14/2011 7:40:57 AM PDT by teeman8r (armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: dead

He’s been beating something......


10 posted on 06/14/2011 7:42:18 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

“If it was me...”

was?

Smartest President ever?


11 posted on 06/14/2011 7:43:03 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

Awesome!


12 posted on 06/14/2011 7:43:20 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

I’m stealin’ that.


13 posted on 06/14/2011 7:45:23 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (" I never saw a more Spreading lot of Animals in my life, and in all the Wrong Places." - Eeyore)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: lacrew

“If it [sic] was me...”


14 posted on 06/14/2011 7:47:38 AM PDT by 5thGenTexan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: All
Hu!... The hutzpah! :)

Perhaps the "Prez" would be more understanding if Mr. Degenerate-Wiener had been involved with "children" or faggots rather... then, it would be "ok."

15 posted on 06/14/2011 7:48:10 AM PDT by ElPatriota (The SILENCE of the Catholic Church in protecting our culture from perversion is ** DEAFENING **)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: dead

Those wags at the NYP really know how to write a headline!......................


16 posted on 06/14/2011 7:49:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lacrew

Me?.................


17 posted on 06/14/2011 7:50:44 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: dead

Interesting lead to the story to...”Hey Weiner...pull out.”

Wow.


18 posted on 06/14/2011 7:51:50 AM PDT by rwfromkansas ("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

How do you solve a problem like Weiner?
How do you catch a schmuck and make him quit?
How do you find a word that doesn’t mean ‘penis’?
A flibbertijibbet! A pain-in-th’ass! A putz!


19 posted on 06/14/2011 7:52:55 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mrs. Don-o
I’m stealin’ that.

Is stealing a weiner holder a crime? Should it be?

:o)

20 posted on 06/14/2011 7:57:08 AM PDT by smoothsailing
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: lacrew

If it were I...


21 posted on 06/14/2011 7:57:59 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: dead
Weiner gets hot and explodes!

Weiner loses head, explodes!

22 posted on 06/14/2011 7:58:34 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 5thGenTexan

If Obama was in Weiners situation he would quite?....

Gee!....thanks Obama for your sage advice. Why in hell don’t you quite for doing a lot worse?....like destroying America?


23 posted on 06/14/2011 7:59:04 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: dblshot

Obama blows chance at smooth exit of Weiner.


24 posted on 06/14/2011 8:00:42 AM PDT by rokkitapps ( Hearings on healthcare waivers NOW! (If you agree make this your tagline))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: dead
Health Risk!

Weiner is stroke-prone due to Arteriosclerosis, aka hardening of the arteries.

25 posted on 06/14/2011 8:01:54 AM PDT by N. Theknow (The MSM is to 0bama what the Broom-n-Scoop Detail is to a circus parade.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

What is this? If the weeny doesn’t resign, he can’t get fired? Why? Someone explain, please.


26 posted on 06/14/2011 8:02:49 AM PDT by shiva
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ChowChowFace

Why can’t Obama be circumcised?

Ans: Cause there’s just no end to that pr*ck


27 posted on 06/14/2011 8:06:03 AM PDT by nikos1121
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: dblshot
A wiener whistle! They are nowhere as cool as the ones I got from the wiener mobile in the late 60’s. Funny, I'd just love to see one of those...Very nostalgic.
28 posted on 06/14/2011 8:08:36 AM PDT by Pigsley
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger
Yes, the NY Post is a hoot. Kind of a guilty pleasure to get one at the airport when traveling. Not a bad paper and funny headlines and Page 6 to boot.

I heard on a local Phx radio program that a toy company that makes “action figures” has done one of Mr. Weiner.

....Ummmmm...they said it was an “action” figure....So you can just imagine what the “action” is. Oh the humanity!

29 posted on 06/14/2011 8:12:04 AM PDT by Pigsley
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger
Yes, the NY Post is a hoot. Kind of a guilty pleasure to get one at the airport when traveling. Not a bad paper and funny headlines and Page 6 to boot.

I heard on a local Phx radio program that a toy company that makes “action figures” has done one of Mr. Weiner.

....Ummmmm...they said it was an “action” figure....So you can just imagine what the “action” is. Oh the humanity!

30 posted on 06/14/2011 8:13:58 AM PDT by Pigsley
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: dead

BTW, someone should let our articulate, uber-genius president know that it would be more grammatical to phrase it as “ if it were me, I would resign”


31 posted on 06/14/2011 8:24:04 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red Badger
They sure do.


32 posted on 06/14/2011 8:28:35 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: dead
$.50!

I have to pay $1.50 for a daily NY Post, and $2.00 for Sat. and Sun. Plus tax.

33 posted on 06/14/2011 8:42:00 AM PDT by synbad600
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

LOL. Love it!


34 posted on 06/14/2011 8:46:11 AM PDT by rightistight
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: synbad600
I have to pay $1.50 for a daily NY Post, and $2.00 for Sat. and Sun. Plus tax.

Organized crime still has its hand in the met distribution of products -- at least those products which can be more easily monopolized. You're payin' the piece of pie of the piperafia.

35 posted on 06/14/2011 8:48:22 AM PDT by Colofornian (I already have a God as my leader. Why do I need ANOTHER one as POTUS?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: dead

Weinergate: the gift that just keeps on giving!

36 posted on 06/14/2011 8:49:18 AM PDT by Bed_Zeppelin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead
That's clever, albeit low-hanging fruit.

But next time, I think they should use a

LARGER
TYPEFACE.

37 posted on 06/14/2011 9:04:16 AM PDT by Mike-o-Matic
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

Weiner’s theme song

I`m Too Sexy, Right Said Fred -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk


38 posted on 06/14/2011 9:09:14 AM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead
I like the first line of the article:

Hey Weiner! Pull out!

39 posted on 06/14/2011 10:47:54 AM PDT by Nonstatist
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead; All
The best one so far, though June 10 was pretty good, too. The headline writers at the NY Post are on a roll, and for those of you not living in New York, here's a list:

6-14-11: Obama Beats Weiner

6-12-11: Hung Out To Dry

6-10-11: Weiner: I’ll Stick It Out

6-9-11: Huma Pregnant! Pop Goes the Weasel

6-8-11 Fall On Your Sword, Weiner

6-7-11 Naked Truth

6-6-11 Hide The Weiner

6-3-11 Battle of the Bulge: Hard Time!

6-2-11 Weiner Exposed

5-30-11 Weiner Roast

40 posted on 06/14/2011 10:53:16 AM PDT by d-back
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

ROFLOL! I’m still waiting for the one that says “Dem leadfership cuts off Weiner”.....


41 posted on 06/14/2011 11:02:03 AM PDT by chris_bdba
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead
"If it was me, I'd resign." - Prez

Was? Perhaps that's why we've never seen Hussein's college transcripts.

42 posted on 06/14/2011 4:07:31 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: chris_bdba

Outstanding. Send that to the NY Post.


43 posted on 06/14/2011 4:08:21 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: d-back

44 posted on 06/15/2011 12:57:04 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson