[Krankor]

You woudn’t keep a loaded gun on the coffee table with kids roaming, the same applies to certain breeds of dogs.

I wouldn't keep any kind of dog on my coffee table.

[onona]

Especially a loaded dog ! (couldn’t resist)

[Salamander]

My Portuguese Podengo Medio used to nap on my coffee table until I put a 40 gallon breeder tank aquarium on it.

Now there’s no room for her so she naps on either my apothecary chest or my art supply cabinet.