Dear Mr. Moore,
During the Democratic National Convention I noticed you wearing a Michigan State University hat.
As a proud alumnus of the University of Michigan I was well pleased.
Enclosed is a check for the amount of one dollar ($1 USD).
In the next 12 months if see you on live television wearing a MSU hat I will send you another dollar.
Go Blue!
Five bucks says he batter-fried it and ate it. ;)