[DiogenesLamp]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2730525/posts

[masadaman]

Thank you all. It is Pidgeon and it is Skookumchuck, although among you there is apparently dispute over the document's legitimacy.

If it isn't authentic, it is kind of sad because 'Skookumchuck' is a natural for rhyming. Let's see, "If you can skook him, Chuck, old Barack's a sitting duck." Or, "he's been called a dick which is really a schmuck, that SOB from Skookumchuck."