[1rudeboy]

Of course, I never said that.

You said, "You can say the same thing about enemas." So let's map this out:

Everybody hates lawyers enemas, until they actually need one. Then, it’s “my lawyer enema is [nice].”

Please do not misunderstand, I got your point. But you said it in an unintentionally funny way.

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I clearly highlighted the part of your comment I was replying to, and very intentionally and specifically omitted the part about nice lawyers.

The defense rests.

[brownsfan]

Everybody hates lawyers enemas, until they actually need one. Then, it’s “my lawyer enema is [nice].”

You know... if you really need an enema, I suspect you'd think it was nice!

Unlike lawyers, a glut of enemas will not increase your chances of needing one because someone turned an their enema loose on you.