Ahhh. I eat a lot of pork and chicken. Bout all I can afford. Might as well spend some money on this as to give it to the deadbeats so they as can eat ribeyes.
You already do, if you own or use a landline or cell phone. Remember that Universal Service Fee? Plans are in the works to give it to ISPs to extend broadband, and a big chunk will go to subsidize the inner cities...you know, the ones who can't afford it every month. Oh computers for them, too.