“Next think ya know those Texans will start allowing their people to have toilets that flush properly.”
That should be next on the list...but how do you petition the legislature on that one? “Uh, my scat is too large to flush, can we get real toilets back?” Somehow or other, I don’t see many people writing to their legislators or senators, or signing petitions to that effect. Something would have to happen to a legislator or the governor, who would likely talk about “large numbers of my constituents who are P.O.’d (well, maybe that’s not quite accurate) about this issue....”
Jesse Ventura, when he was running for governor said that you should be able to wake up in the morning and not notice the government.
I notice it as soon as I wake up and go to the loo.